LAUGHABLE LEFTIST LUNACY


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Clinton Pitched Fit Over Hillary Boos
Monday, Oct. 22, 2001; 9:20 a.m. EDT
Source: News Max
Important Excerpts: Some in the booing crowd no doubt recalled that at Hillary's nominating convention last year, Clinton-backers spat on five members of an Albany Police honor guard as they marched an American flag into the convention center.
Two months earlier, Mrs. Clinton had branded as murderers four New York cops who were later acquitted in the accidental shooting death of Amadou Diallo.
Ex-president Bill Clinton pitched a fit backstage at Paul McCartney's Twin Tower benefit concert Saturday night after his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton, was roundly booed by the audience. Clinton "was very vocal and pointed backstage in his displeasure about the reception for Hillary," reports New York Daily News gossip columnist Mitchell Fink. He was "not happy," Fink added euphemistically. The ex-president became "vocal and pointed" after Mrs. Clinton was nearly hooted off the stage by concert-goers who apparently resented her attempt to horn in on an event that was staged to honor firefighters and policemen who had perished in the Twin Tower attack. "Thank you - thank you for being here tonight," Mrs. Clinton shouted as she struggled to be heard, before introducing a video by stand-up comic Jerry Seinfeld. The sour reception mirrors the welcome Mrs. Clinton got from cops and firefighters just two days after the attacks, when she accompanied President Bush to Ground Zero in lower Manhattan. "The cops and firemen couldn't wait to shake Bush's hand," one eyewitness told NewsMax.com exclusively. "But when Hillary came by, everyone just stood there with their arms folded. Nobody wanted to shake her hand. It was embarrassing." The Daily News mention of Mrs. Clinton's humiliating concert reception was the only mainstream print coverage of the incident. WABC Radio in New York and nationally syndicated radio host Don Imus, however, did replay clips of the crowd booing Hillary from the original VH1 cablecast.

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Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
Webmaster Note: Have I not always said liberals are the biggest hypocrits ever?
SARASOTA, Fla. — The head of an anti-violence group has been arrested for punching a referee during his 7-year-old son's flag football game. Treavor Harvey, the 270-pound (Harvey) had to be pulled off the referee during the Saturday incident, police said. Harvey, 34, a mentor in Sarasota County schools and president of MAD DADS, a group that steers young people away from crime, was arrested on a battery charge. H "This is an extreme embarrassment for him," said Harvey's attorney, Derek Byrd. "He just lost control of his emotions." "He was going crazy," Kormansek said. "I didn't even get the time to spit out that he was ejected. He just came out swinging."
Source: FOX News
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Chicken lovers beat drum(sticks) against the Colonel
Laboring under the misapprehension that chickens are equal to humans, the wing-and-drumstick nannies at United Poultry Concerns (UPC) have decided to take on Colonel Sanders. Holding signs reading "Chickens have feelings" and "Death row: chickens being hung," UPC activists were out in full force recently in Lanham, Maryland (a Washington, DC suburb). When a reporter from the Montgomery County (MD) Gazette praised the protesters for staying put during a downpour, UPC's Franklin Wade replied: "It's interesting its raining today because the chickens inside would love to just get to go outside and see the rain." United Poultry Concerns is led by "chicken lady" Karen Davis, who keeps over 100 chickens and ducks as household pets.
Source: This story was posted on Gazette Net, but is no longer online.

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Great Society, Part Deux?
CNS News
Daschle conferred privately with PUSH founder Rev. Jesse Jackson on the subject of "economic profiling," a Jackson neologism, said that he is preparing to move forward with an agenda that redefines the meaning of the phrase, "racial profiling." This aggressive, activist stance by Daschle was apparently inspired by several books the Majority Leader said he had read recently on former President, and one-time Senate Majority Leader, Lyndon Baines Johnson. "Since I become majority leader, I''ve been reading a lot of history," said Daschle. "I''ve been reading about the famous Senate majority leaders and what made them the best. One of those leaders was LBJ -- the most effective majority leader we''ve had. And like LBJ, I mean to use it [power]," said Daschle. "We have an awful lot of work to do."
Comment: And saving the best for last, the article insinuates God is on the side of the left:
"For those of you who question where God was in this election," said Jonathan Jackson, a board member of PUSH, and son of Rev. Jackson, "know that He may not come when you want Him to come, but He comes. We got the Senate back. Thank God for the new majority leader, Tom Daschle."

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Work, You Gotta Have Faith
By Bonnie Chernin Rogoff, GOPUSA.com
The Democratic Party has been paying lip service to the poor while keeping them confined to the cycle of poverty. Desperate drug addicts, poor single mothers and homeless people are not born hopeless, they are made that way once they are convinced there is no escape from their misfortune. In the traditional liberal view, opportunity is not theirs to pursue, but more government programs will keep them going. Can an oil change save a motor that needs rebuilding? Surface tactics will only go so far. Still, government programs have made the Democratic Party thrive, while they exploit the poor to their own gain.

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Senator Byrd Tells us what Americans Want
"The American people want to get the most from the taxes we collect. They want us to plan ahead and to invest in our country. They want us to do the basics that feed the economy, to allow for future growth and anticipate future change. We fail them if we don't do these things. We have failed them if we say: Here, just take your money back. The people can't repair highways. They can't build sewers and clean up water systems. They can't build new airports. They can't inspect the food supply. Government exists to take care of things that people cannot do on their own." --Sen. Robert Byrd

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Sharpton for President? Fresh out of Jail?
Al Sharpton. As we noted last week, Sharpton, in jail serving 26 days for a protest/trespass charge on a military base, announced he will run for president in 2001. Taking a cue from Albert Gore, Sharpton announced he was going on a hunger strike in order to buff up prior to hitting the campaign trail: "I am not going to eat until we are released." Lamenting his imprisonment, Sharpton says there is a silver lining, noting, "Nelson Mandela went from prison to president." Sharpton's stint in the hoosegow also provided some political staging for Ms. Rodham-Clinton, who came to visit Sharpton, saying, "I was concerned about you." Comment: Now you know why their party mascot is a jackass! In fact, we suggest Clinton host Sharpton's first campaign stop on MTV's hot new show, "Jackass," a program dedicated to Dumbocrats and their progeny.

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Leftist Logic
Subject: Who's to Blame
Let's see if we understand how America works lately.
(Not sure we truly want to, if this is the logic)!
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If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll
music or musician he liked.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you
blame the school for poor sex education.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
drunk, you blame the bartender.
If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to
shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government
for not providing clean ones.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,you
blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you
blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is
anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked
in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

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Left Declares: ROLLING BLACKOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER
JUNE 21, 2001 THURS EVE, 7-10pm worldwide, all time zones
As an alternative to George W. Bush's energy policies and lack of emphasis on efficiency, conservation and alternative fuels, there will be a voluntary rolling blackout on the first day of summer, June 21 at 7pm - 10pm in any time zone (this will roll it across the planet). Its a simple protest and a symbolic act. Turn out your lights from 7pm-10pm on June 21. Unplug whatever you can unplug in your house. Conservation/high efficiency technologies already ARE on-the-shelf. If implemented these revolutionary ideas would pay themselves off within five years, after which we'd be pumping far less greenhouse gas into the atmosphere and saving bucks to boot. Forward this email as widely as possible, to your government representatives and environmental contacts.
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Comments from anti-leftists:
It is interesting to note, that these people do not attach any blame
to bill clinton, who has held the office for the last eight years...
I do hope that it is a very hot day, throughout the nation, on the 21st.
I would be curious to see how many of these armchair
environmentalists forget this protest, and switch on their air conditioners."
What I propose is that all of the environmentalists,
animal rights people, and all liberals, who loudly denounce these
things, stage a massive hunger strike. I think that if we could get
all of these people to agree to stop eating for 4-6 months
it might just be the best thing to happen to this country. In the
unlikely event that any actually survive, they would be too weak, and too
few in number, to do the kind of damage that the last few decades of
liberalism have wrought.
From another mean spirited, and selfish conservative.

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Left Declares: FIRST --- LET’S HEAR FROM ALICE WALKER
You know Alice Walker, don’t you? She’s the author of The Color Purple. Well Alice has now weighed in with her solution to the Bin Laden problem. Her solution is love. She thinks that all we need to do is to get him over here so that he can see all of the human suffering he has caused …. And that would cure him. The only response, Walker says, is love. Can people please tell me why this woman would ever have one shred of legitimacy left with the general public? Why do we even bother to read the words of leftist lay-downs like this? How do their insipid thoughts even get into the media? Let’s try to put this as simply as possible. She’s an idiot. She has no connection whatsoever with reality. Alice Walker is living in some sort of a pathetic artistic fifth dimension accessible only to the marginally coherent. More like her in our history and freedom would have died long ago.
Boortz.com

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