(1) A retirement program for chimpanzees. To care for animals
(2) Turning your money into dung. Congress voted to give $4 million
(3) Subsidizing politicians' erections. 'Congress's health insurance
(4) Trying to convince teenagers not to have sex. An 'emergency'
(5) A Dr. Seuss memorial. The HUD funding bill contains $400,000 for
(6) Trying to convince fat people to walk up stairs. The Centers for
(7) Spying on your e-mail. The FBI's Carnivore computer snoop ware
(8) Subsidizing religion. 'President Bush's plan to funnel tax
(9) Welfare programs in Chukotka, Russia. The 2001 foreign aid bill
(10) Subsidizing a bug lab. Republican Thad Cochran stung taxpayers
(11) Research on peanut allergies: 'Proving that Congress is even
(12) Paying medical schools not to train doctors. In an attempt to
(13) Looking at you -- naked. U.S. Customs officials at dozens of
(14) Protecting people with 'odd' ideas. According to the Equal
(15) Giving you wrong answers when you ask the IRS tax questions. A
formerly used in government research, Congress created Chimpanzee Health
Improvement, Maintenance and Protection Act (CHIMP), which will spend
$45,000 per animal in 2001 -- 'proving that once again, politicians are
making a monkey out of the taxpayer,' said Dasbach.
to the International Fertilizer Development Center for waste research.
program actually covers Viagra -- which demonstrates that the worst case of
electile dysfunction in the world can be found right here in Washington,
DC,' said Dasbach.
spending provision in the 2001 military construction bill includes $20
million for a teenage abstinence program.
a memorial to the author of Green Eggs and Ham and other children's books --
a classic case of Pork-I-Am.
Disease Control spent $14,900 to redecorate a stairwell to encourage obese
employees to walk, rather than taking the elevator.
program threatens to take a bite out of your privacy and devour the Fourth
Amendment.
dollars to faith-based charities shows that what politicians really worship
is Big Government,' said Dasbach.
contains $3 million for a University of Alaska program designed to 'improve
social conditions" in the eastern Russian province.
for $5 million when he inserted money into an agriculture bill to build an
insect laboratory in his home state of Mississippi.
nuttier than you think, the Agriculture Department will spend $500,000 to
study how to reduce allergic reactions to peanuts,' said Dasbach.
relieve a doctor glut without reducing funding for teaching hospitals,
Congress agreed to pay medical schools $400 million -- not to train doctors.
airports are now using the high-tech Body Search scanner, which can see body
contours right through your clothes. 'These X-rated X-rays have turned
airport bureaucrats into peeping Toms and stripped innocent Americans of
their privacy,' said Dasbach.
Employment Opportunity Commission, people with odd scientific notions, such
as a belief in mysterious messages from UFOs, may be entitled to
anti-discrimination protection on the same basis as religious belief.
new study by the Treasury Department found that IRS employees gave incorrect
answers in response to questions from taxpayers a whopping 47% of the time.
And the ultimate indignity: If you follow their erroneous advice, you're
still liable for back taxes, interest, and penalties.
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